What percentage of cute tumblr girls who wear Slayer shirts do you think actually listen to slayer?

I literally glue-sticked a strapless, backless bra to myself today.

new low, or incredible desperate-moment innovation?

I hate that post-coital urge to piss.

Looking at really hairy bushes freaks me out.  I don’t know why.  They just look narsty to me.  It’s cool if you wanna be au naturel and all but like…woah.  They can look like a dustbunny sometimes.

I bet if I didn’t dance I’d have boobs.

pita chips need to be outlawed.

I feel like my blog really sucks right now

this is far more disturbing than it should be

Oh well~

I’m thinking of starting a daily “People I’d Fuck” list.  you’ll never be able to tell if I’m serious or not.

good idea/bad idea

I think I’m probably the only person on tumblr who doesn’t regard Lights as incredibly beautiful.

goin’ against the grain

It takes courage to admit shit like that

I edited down my “about me”

I think the conciseness lends mystery to my persona, therefore making people more likely to follow my blog.

or not